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Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island - a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she made it ten miles she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.

The second chick, a redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than to stay here and starve to death." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.

The blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.


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:icontoupeira:
Mais uma vez, obrigado pelos comments e :+fav:'s!
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~Balfarog Oct 8, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Galeria mt interessante! :)
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*mordachai71 Sep 28, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
hey pal..thanks for the recent fave.. :highfive:

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:iconadamswife:
Hi :wave: Thank you so much for adding Field Of Gold & Entrance to your favourits, I appreciate your support. :-)

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:icontymonn:
Hi :D
You are welcome ;)
you are an awesome artist ;)
just keep it up! :D

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:iconadamswife:
Thank you very much for your lovely comment. I appreciate that :-)

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`manicho Aug 31, 2007  Professional Interface Designer
:D thanks for the :+devwatch:
Now I'll :hump: you.

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:icontymonn:
haha :D
i'll be please for your humping :D

best regards ;)
and keep it up with your beautiful work :D

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*mordachai71 Aug 31, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the fave, pal...much appreciated. :)

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:icontymonn:
You are welcome mate :D
you deserve it ;)

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